An Apple a Day - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A cartoon illustration of John

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Distressed white stencil text below reads "SQUAD GOALS" in bold blocky capitals

Caulking guns angled like that are doing more legal work than most defense attorneys

White block text at the bottom reads "$2

A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a prospector-styled batter in a batting stance appears to the left

An Apple a Day - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A cartoon illustration of JohnApples went from health advice to self defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away. The Details: Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut style illustration of a smiling farmer in a