Speedy Erection Co. We Get it Up Fast - Unisex Tank Top ck1 Nestled where the Ohio meets

Nestled where the Ohio meets the Mississippi

Inspired by Happy Gilmore

White serif text below reads "FOUNDING FATHER" above larger white serif text reading "BEN DRANKIN'

clutching and draped in an American flag rendered in red

Halftone portrait rendered in high-contrast posterized black and white style is centered at the top

Speedy Erection Co. We Get it Up Fast - Unisex Tank Top ck1 Nestled where the Ohio meetsSpeedy Erection Co. has been getting it up fast since 1977, which is either an impressive construction record or a very optimistic medical claim. The crane on top really sells the legitimacy that absolutely no one is buying. The Details: Detailed white line art illustration depicts a multi story building under construction with scaffolding and a crane. Distressed white bold block text below reads "SPEEDY" above "ERECTION CO" in large capitals. Smaller