Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL all within a rough-edged rectangular

all within a rough-edged rectangular frame

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

Bold white text below reads "About Feelings

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL all within a rough-edged rectangularNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters