Safety Third Fire - Unisex T-Shirt rt_a Weathered white ornate text reads

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

but this one held court over an entire era

Parenting a youth athlete means your entire social calendar got replaced by a vague sense that somebody has to be somewhere by 5:30

and Captain Freedom

gripping a bat

Safety Third Fire - Unisex T-Shirt rt_a Weathered white ornate text readsRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all