Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL " across the top of

" across the top of a navy blue vintage fruit crate label bordered by a yellow stripe

classic look

Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department

Both elements are rendered in a vintage public-safety-poster style with distressed texture

Outlined distressed white block letters read "MILE HIGH" across the top

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