It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Sweatshirt farts Inspired by Friday the 13th

Inspired by Friday the 13th

Community pride was forged in the same grit that built the mines and railroads surrounding Fairmont

A retro two-color illustration in brown and seafoam green depicts a mid-century cafeteria building with large windows

Arched distressed white serif text reads "SEATTLE WASH

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It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Sweatshirt farts Inspired by Friday the 13thMandatory uniform for the cookout's resident character. Arrives at 11, monopolizes the grill by 2, gets carried inside before the fireworks start. National tradition. The Details: Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below. A cartoon hot dog (deep red sausage, golden bun, yellow mustard zigzag) sits dead center over a speckled vintage texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic