Skinboat to Tuna Town - Women's T-Shirt bisbee carrying a tray and bucket

carrying a tray and bucket of fried chicken against a yellow splatter shape

Nobody has ever asked him to pace himself twice

White hand-lettered text at the top reads "A BIT OF OLD LAGUNA" beside bubbles floating above a golden-yellow and red vintage illustration of a tilted cocktail glass

and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics

Distressed white text reads "IT'S" above large bold angular lettering reading "PHO-KING

Skinboat to Tuna Town - Women's T-Shirt bisbee carrying a tray and bucketSlapping a refractory period disclaimer on a tourism ad is the most honest advertising in maritime history. Every other cruise line buries the biological fine print, but this captain leads with it. The Details: Distressed white vintage illustration of a grinning sailor gripping a ship's helm, flanked by two seagulls, beside bold text reading "TAKE THE WORLD FAMOUS." Large flowing script reads "Skinboat" above serif text reading "To Tunatown!" with