Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Reducing a Christmas carol to

Reducing a Christmas carol to an exponent is the most honest thing anyone has done to holiday music

rounded 1970s-style groovy serif typeface reads "If I agreed with you

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

filling the surrounding space

flanked by golden-yellow numbers "19" and "13

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Reducing a Christmas carol toMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork