What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

A small orange-red semicircle sits at the top center above a white spine and ribcage illustration running vertically down the middle

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words

Places like this anchored whole neighborhoods

Steel blue text reads "W

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.