The Short Answer Is No The Long Answer Is Fuck No Tee funny tee or hey—just treating yourself

or hey—just treating yourself

and the coffee is the negotiated middle ground between the two

This perfect body mug delivers the dark twist with impeccable timing

It’s perfect for those wine-and-whine Zoom calls

and owning every awkward family brunch

The Short Answer Is No The Long Answer Is Fuck No Tee funny tee or hey—just treating yourselfThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)