It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Minnesota baseball had deep roots

Minnesota baseball had deep roots long before the Twins arrived

flanked by white text reading "HEALTHFUL

with curved white serif text reading "Since 1984" to the right

Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER

I said go home

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Minnesota baseball had deep rootsBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling